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Jersey Shore Massacre
Directed by
Paul Tarnopol
R
2014
88m
Horror
,
Comedy
2.9
20%
17%
4.5
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A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.
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Cast of Jersey Shore Massacre
Danielle Dallacco
Teresa
Angelica Boccella
Dina
Giovanni Roselli
Tony
Chris Lazzaro
Freddy
Nicole Rutigliano
Joanne
Christina Scaglione
Gigi
Brenton Duplessie
Vinnie
Brett Azar
Gino
John Michael Hastie
Joey
Leonarda Bosch
Rosemarie
Shawn C. Phillips
Keith
Richard Christy
Junior
Sal Governale
Dominic aka Italian Ice
Ron Jeremy
Ronny
Bigfoot
Edgar/Troy
Alexis Ford
Alexa
Nikki Delano
Sandy
Nicky Figueredo
Candi
Ashley Mitchell
Valerie
Paul Tarnopol
Director / Writer / Executive Producer
Jersey Shore Massacre Ratings & Reviews
TheFilmFile.com
Dustin Putman
Distinctly unimaginative in its third act but competently made nonetheless, "Jersey Shore Massacre" should divert viewers under the right circumstances. Otherwise, this is pretty disposable fare.
Lyles' Movie Files
Jeffrey Lyles
Brutal even by B movie standards, making for one of the longer 88 minutes no viewer should ever be forced to have to endure.
Los Angeles Times
Robert Abele
There's no ignoring the aggressive stupidity and crassness behind the whole enterprise.
Variety
Dennis Harvey
As willfully lowbrow dumb fun goes, it's pretty painless.
New York Times
Ben Kenigsberg
Acknowledging Hurricane Sandy, "Jersey Shore Massacre" reminds viewers that it's hardly the worst disaster to hit the region. But it gives the Hindenburg stiff competition.
New York Daily News
Jordan Hoffman
"Jersey Shore Massacre" doesn't even take place on the Jersey Shore, nor do any of the reality show's stars show up despite Jenni (JWOWW) Farley's prominent billing as an executive producer.
The Dissolve
Charles Bramesco
What keeps Jersey Shore Massacre lively is that this mean-spirited, aggressively stupid film constantly finds new and shocking ways to be terrible.
Village Voice
Chuck Wilson
Watching the hopelessly vapid get taken out, one by one, has never been more depressing.
Baret News
Kam Williams
While the film fails to break any new ground in terms of the splatterflick genre, it's still entertaining enough to recommend, provided you have a strong stomach for vivisection and Italian stereotypes
We Got This Covered
Matt Donato
Imagine the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore stuck in a slasher movie - but then remove any bits of entertainment, intelligence or respectful execution you might assume would be present. Who pulled the pin on this grenade?
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