Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews

Season 8

A Canadian Film Critic takes a look at B movies from the 50s - 90s while occasionally getting threatened by a Man with scissors.

Where to Watch Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews • Season 8

32 Episodes

Russian Jason and the Argonauts
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Russian Jason and the ArgonautsEver wish "Jason And The Argonauts" had no monsters and lots of musical numbers? Well this 1986 version from the USSR has got you covered.
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman
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Attack of the 50 Foot WomanThe 50's had lots of movies about giant bugs and animals, but what happens when a spurned wife grows to giant-size? It's the cheesy monster movie classic "Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman".
Cemetery Man
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Cemetery ManWho says a zombie comedy can't also be artistic? Rupert Everett starts in Michele Soavi's "Cemetery Man", AKA "Dellamorte Dellamore".
Dolly Dearest
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Dolly DearestChildy's Play may have came first, but in 1991 we got another killer doll movie with "Dolly Dearest".
Pinocchio's Revenge
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Pinocchio's RevengeThink Pinocchio is the heartwarming tale of a little wooden boy? Not according to the 1996 direct-to-video horror movie "Pinocchio's Revenge" it ain't.
Project Metalbeast
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Project MetalbeastYou may have seen movies about werewolves, but what about a METAL werewolf? It's the 1995 direct-to-video movie "Project Metalbeast".
Kong Kong vs. Godzilla (Part 1)
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Kong Kong vs. Godzilla (Part 1)With Godzilla and King Kong about to clash again on movie screens, time to look back at the first time they met in part 1 of my review of "King Kong vs. Godzilla".
Kong Kong vs. Godzilla (Part 2)
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Kong Kong vs. Godzilla (Part 2)It's part 2 of the most colossal conflict the screen has ever known with "King Kong vs. Godzilla". Featuring a special appearance from Monster Island Buddies.
The House on Tombstone Hill
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The House on Tombstone HillFinally, a movie that shows the horrors of both home renovation AND murderous old ladies. It's the 1988 horror movie "The House On Tombstone Hill", AKA "Dead Dudes In The House".
Hell Comes to Frogtown
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Hell Comes to FrogtownBefore starring in John Carpenter's "They Live", Roddy Piper battled post-apocalyptic frog mutants in the gonzo 1988 cult classic "Hell Comes To Frogtown".
Kill Or Be Killed
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Kill Or Be KilledHey, wanna know what "the greatest Hollywood martial arts movie ever made" is? A low-budget exploitation flick from South Africa. It's the 1976 karate movie "Kill Or Be Killed", AKA "Karate Killer".
The Boogens
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The BoogensThis monster flick may have a weird name, but it's Stephen King approved. It's the 1981 horror movie "The Boogens".
Rebirth of Mothra
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Rebirth of MothraWith the Heisei Godzilla series over, the time was right for Mothra to get her own solo movie again with "Rebirth Of Mothra". But does it live up to the standard set by the previous Godzilla films?
Roger Corman's Black Scorpion
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Roger Corman's Black ScorpionWhat do you get when Roger Corman tries to cash in on the Tim Burton Batman movies? The 1995 superhero flick "Black Scorpion", starring Joan Severance.
Rebirth of Mothra 2
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Rebirth of Mothra 2Mothra returns with "Rebirth Of Mothra 2", saving the world's oceans and (unfortunately) more Kennys.
Rats: Night of Terror
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Rats: Night of TerrorLegendary Italian exploitation director Bruno Mattei makes his debut on the show with "Rats: Night Of Terror".
Children of the Corn 2
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Children of the Corn 2Time for me to dip me toe into the longest-running Stephen King based movie series with "Children Of The Corn 2: The Final Sacrifice".
Rebirth of Mothra 3
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Rebirth of Mothra 3The Rebirth Of Mothra trilogy concludes with "Rebirth Of Mothra 3", where Mothra battles King Ghidorah and confusing time-travel plots.
Never Too Young To Die
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Never Too Young To DieI tackle the crazy 80's action movie "Never Too Young To Die", where secret agent John Stamos battles gender-bending supervillain Gene Simmons.
Mothra vs. Godzilla
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Mothra vs. Godzilla
Blood Beat
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Blood BeatWhat happens when a French guy decides to make a horror movie in Wisconsin? You get a killer ghost samurai ruining Christmas, that's what. It's the 1982 cult horror film "Blood Beat".
Runaway
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RunawayTom Selleck takes on killer robots and Gene Simmons in the 1984 sci-fi flick "Runaway", directed by Michael Crichton.
Spacehunter: Adventures in Forbidden Zone
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Spacehunter: Adventures in Forbidden ZoneBefore Ivan Reitman made "Ghostbusters" he produced the sci-fi cult classic "Spacehunter: Adventures In The Forbidden Zone", and he did it in 3-D.
My Bloody Valentine
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My Bloody ValentineIt's Valentine's Day in October with the 1981 Canadian slasher movie classic "My Bloody Valentine".
Warlock
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WarlockJulian Sands has come from the past to destroy the future in Steve Miner's 1989 fantasy-horror movie "Warlock".
Student Bodies
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Student BodiesBefore the "Scary Movie" series there was the 1981 slasher parody "Student Bodies".
Hanuman and The 5 Riders
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Hanuman and The 5 RidersThai filmmaker Sompote Sands returns to the show with "Hanuman And The 5 Riders".
The Deadly Duo
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The Deadly DuoI tackle the 1971 Shaw Brother's martial arts epic "The Deadly Duo".
Thankskilling
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ThankskillingTime to get festive with the infamous killer turkey movie "ThanksKilling".
Space Warrior 2000
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Space Warrior 2000Wanna know what happens when Thai filmmaker Sompote Sands teams up with the producers of "Slaughter High" to make an Ultraman clip show movie? You get "Space Warriors 2000", that's what.
Tales From The Crypt 1972
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Tales From The Crypt 1972Before the famous HBO series there was this 1972 British adaptation of "Tales From The Crypt".
Yor, The Hunter From The Future
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Yor, The Hunter From The FutureCan't decide if you want to make a knock-off of Conan the Barbarian or Star Wars? Just do both. It's "Yor, The Hunter From The Future", starring Reb Brown.