In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
Where to Watch Breaking News • Season 3
25 Episodes
YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
E1
YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
E2
News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly CarCarolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
E3
“I Hate My Kids” Says Most MomsRyan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
E4
Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to RedtubeGrant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
E5
Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by SapphireGrant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
E6
BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather ForecastHulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
E7
News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the BeachRyan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
E8
Special Musical Broadcast Really WailsShukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
E9
A Report from the CollegeHumor OfficeTrapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
E10
U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-ThroughLocal man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
E11
Millennials Are Ruining Our TrashLily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
E12
Mom Disappointed in Son… AgainRekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
E13
God Does a Really Mean Impression of John LithgowStraight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
E14
My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. DoubtfireErika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
E15
Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Good Morning, River View High!
E16
Good Morning, River View High!The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Welcome to Bug News
E17
Welcome to Bug NewsA bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
E18
Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst BriansTrapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
E19
I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little PuppetThe news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
E20
Handshakes for Men, Hugs for WomenAmy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
All Hail Cello Chigglers!
E21
All Hail Cello Chigglers!Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
E22
Spit in Your Hand to Honor the TroopsRyan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
True Confessions of Real Newscasters
E23
True Confessions of Real NewscastersRekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
E24
Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling BallZac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
E25
Huge Idiot Climbs Mount EverestCarolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
