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Where to Watch Breaking News • Season 5
16 Episodes
I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car
E1
I'm Horny for Every Fictional CarAlfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
Sam Reich Launches Dropout America
E2
Sam Reich Launches Dropout AmericaBrennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
It's a Classic Virgin Tradition
E3
It's a Classic Virgin TraditionLily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
We've Actually Met Before
E4
We've Actually Met BeforeSam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
E5
Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her MindTitle says it all.
I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
E6
I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie TrailerCarolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
E7
Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
E8
Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like ItAlfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)
E9
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
Gengar Could Run a Train through Me
E10
Gengar Could Run a Train through MeAmy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906
E11
Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
E12
I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a WomanKatie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
Mi Scusi
E13
Mi ScusiSam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
E14
Cap'n Jim's Boating TipsChristine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
Fuck Austin Texas
E15
Fuck Austin TexasCarolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
Magic, Love, and Coldplay
E16
Magic, Love, and ColdplayCarolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.
