
CinemaSins
Season 7
No movie is without sin.
Where to Watch CinemaSins • Season 7
100 Episodes
- Everything Wrong With Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No TalesE1
Everything Wrong With Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No TalesUgh. This thing has gone on long enough. I say we call it after this one. Here are the sins of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, and there are a lot of them. - Everything Wrong With Bee MovieE2
Everything Wrong With Bee MovieDuring the animation boom of the mid-2000's, Jerry Seinfeld himself concocted a movie idea, wrote the script, and voiced the main character. And somehow, against all odds, that movie ended up being utterly terrible. Here are the sins of Bee Movie. And no, we didn't do anything regarding the f*cking Bee Movie meme, because we write sins and don't adopt Internet memes. Good day, sir. - Everything Wrong With The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the WardrobeE20
Everything Wrong With The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the WardrobeSomehow, even in five years' time, we still haven't sinned the Narnia movies. We begin to fix that starting today with the sins of The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. There are... plenty. - Everything Wrong With Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - Cradle Of LifeE22
Everything Wrong With Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - Cradle Of LifeThere's a new Tomb Raider movie coming soo and we just sinned the first Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movie two days ago. So a natural way to close the week is to count the sins of the sequel. It's terrible; many sins. - Everything Wrong With Sherlock Holmes: A Game of ShadowsE24
Everything Wrong With Sherlock Holmes: A Game of ShadowsSo there's a new animated gnomes movie coming out, only this time it's a Sherlock Holmes parody of some kind. So for kicks... we decided to count the sins in the 2nd Robert Downey Jr. Sherlock Holmes movie, A Game of Shadows. - Everything Wrong With Murder On The Orient ExpressE27
Everything Wrong With Murder On The Orient ExpressSomeone dies on a train in the middle of nowhere, so naturally the explanation is the most convoluted one possible. But hey, the movie looks beautiful, right? Here are the sins in Kenneth Branagh's Murder on the Orient Express. - Everything Wrong With Jumanji: Welcome to the JungleE30
Everything Wrong With Jumanji: Welcome to the JungleWell, to pretty much everyone's surprise, this Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle thing turned out to be a pretty good action comedy. It also made ALL the dollars. But, as with all movies, there were also sins. We're going to list them for you. - Everything Wrong With Atomic BlondeE31
Everything Wrong With Atomic BlondeLady Bond Wick Bourne Hannah Alias. Atomic Blonde is totally worth watching. It isn't maybe as fun as the John Wick movies... it doesn't make as much sense as a Bourne movie... but it has an incredible extended fight sequence that will rock your socks off. Oh, and it also has sins. And ice baths. And smoking. LOTS of smoking. - Everything Wrong With Fifty Shades FreedE49
Everything Wrong With Fifty Shades FreedWell, at least no one has to sit through any more of these things... until they reunite or reboot in 10 years. And even those soulless remake/sequels would be better movies than this Fifty Shades Freed garbage. Anyway... here are its sins. - Everything Wrong With Pitch Perfect 3E51
Everything Wrong With Pitch Perfect 3Well, they took a page from Adam Sandler and decided to film a movie during their vacation in Europe together, and yep... it turned out pretty awful. Likeable people alone does not a good movie make. Here are the aca-sins of Pitch Perfect 3. - Everything Wrong With Tron LegacyE54
Everything Wrong With Tron LegacyTron: Legacy. This movie isn't all that bad. It's not great, but it looks amazing and has a killer score... and in this era of rebooting & sequelizing everything... why is Disney still sleeping on Tron?! Anyway, here are the sins of Tron: Legacy. - Everything Wrong With Hotel TransylvaniaE55
Everything Wrong With Hotel TransylvaniaHotel Transylvania is one of those movie's that's short and kind of feels humorous in your memory, but when you go back through it looking for sins ends up just being surprisingly boring. Oh well, good thing they made three of these things. - Everything Wrong With Deep Blue SeaE63
Everything Wrong With Deep Blue SeaWith Meg about to hit theaters, we decided to finally go looking for sins in the most recent modern shark movie that people kind of like... Deep Blue Sea. Guess what? It's not as great as you remember it being. It has one great moment and that's it. - Everything Wrong With The Golden CompassE73
Everything Wrong With The Golden CompassThe Golden Compass was definitely a movie that happened. You didn't imagine that. It was a thing. And it went away. Probably because they spent the entire first movie spraying exposition all over the screen. Here are the sins. - Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen KingdomE78
Everything Wrong With Jurassic World: Fallen KingdomThis freaking movie. This movie is infuriating. Unless all you want are dinosaurs roaring and a whole bunch of action baloney and recycled moments from better films in the franchise. Here are all the sins we found in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. - Everything Wrong With Halloween (1978)E79
Everything Wrong With Halloween (1978)There's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so it seemed the perfect time to go looking for sins in the beloved and acclaimed original. And while that film is f*cking fantastic... it still has sins... as all movies do. So we counted them. And here they are. - Everything Wrong With Halloween H20: 20 Years LaterE80
Everything Wrong With Halloween H20: 20 Years LaterThere's a brand new Halloween movie upon us, so we're sinning some of the older films in the franchise, like Halloween H20: 20 Years Later, which is a giant pile of WTF-ness. Here are all the sins we found, yo. - Everything Wrong With Avengers: Infinity WarE95
Everything Wrong With Avengers: Infinity WarWell, Avengers: Infinity War was arguably the biggest movie of 2018, and we waited quite a while to get around to sinning it, but now that wait is over. Now you can pick a new movie to yell at us about not having sinned yet. :)