Count Dankula: Absolute Mad Lads
Arkan
2025 • E14 Dec 21, 2025 66m
Now I famously love tigers. When I was a little child man, I loved to gawk at Tigger whilst I ate my milk-free cereal, which was Frosties of course. But it was when I was sitting there the other day sucking the sugar off of the yucky corn bits that I had something of an epiphany: Modern banditry is basically extinct, and that annoys me deeply. Like sure, we still sort of have pirates, but they're kind of lame... and Somalian. Bandits however, are just straight up gone. Modernity has ruined the noble art of the vandal, with the next best thing coming in the form of the modern road man or vagrant youth, which just doesn't have the sauce, and that's utterly unacceptable. So, I decided to knuckle down and teach you boys and boy girls about the last great... okay, maybe great isn't the best choice of words, but the last true bandit king who may have done some very bad things and the former Yugoslavia. And you know what the best part is? He has tigers.