Count Dankula: Absolute Mad Lads
Hiroo Onoda
2026 • E3 Feb 19, 2026 42m
With all of that drone nonsense, bureaucratized rules of engagement getting people mutilated and killed when they could have fairly easily gotten through otherwise, warfare becoming unbearably fake and gay, and the general abolition of the warrior spirit, there is a lot more to process than ever, which is really hard to do when instead of having a nice long march home, a redeye flight will get you from hell on earth to your house within just a few hours. It's no wonder that the common soldier gets spiritually hotel Californiaiforned by war these days. But that's not what we're talking about today. Because we're not talking about the war never ending on a spiritual level. Nor am I referring to an underground abstract some of us never stopped fighting lost cause sentiment or the masculine desire to become a citizen of outer heaven. Nope. It's much dumber than that. This soldier literally never stopped fighting because he didn't know that the war had actually ended decades ago.