The bizarre everyday adventures of Heiko "Schotty" Schotte, whose profession is to clean up crime scenes.
Where to Watch Crime Scene Cleaner • Season 5
6 Episodes
Funeral Insurance
E1
Funeral InsuranceIn a hunting lodge Schotty encounters two well-known undertakers who try to convince him of the benefits of pre-arranged funeral arrangements. Schotty isn't keen on this idea, even though he seems closer to death than he believes.
The Weekend Off
E2
The Weekend OffSchotty offers advice to his customer and teaches her how to avoid the problem-makers of her daily life.
Peach Melba
E3
Peach MelbaSchotty is cleaning an ice cream parlor when an autistic regular customer arrives and refuses to be fobbed off. In the ensuing conversation, the relationship between both partners and their fathers is discussed.
Switching Providers
E4
Switching ProvidersAt an agency for religion and spirituality, bloody graffiti needs to be cleaned up. The owner offers Schotty a tailor-made religion. This leads him to a tremendous "enlightenment," albeit not a spiritual or religious one.
E.M.M.A. 206
E5
E.M.M.A. 206Schotty must clean up a pool of blood in a highly secure facility where a female android is being developed. After being briefed by the department head about the death, the artificial intelligence recognizes him as the person to talk to.
Friends
E6
FriendsSchotty meets his his old friend Dennis. They haven't seen each other in over twenty years and Schotty is convinced that Dennis still owes him 500 bucks. But Dennis disagrees. To settle the matter, their friends are called in.