Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt

Season 1

Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt was a weekly YouTube series starring Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb. In the 38 episode mini-series, Doofenshmirtz talked about current events, pop culture, music, the Internet, life, and all things perplexing.

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38 Episodes

ACTUALLY USEFUL INTERNET ACRONYMS
E1
ACTUALLY USEFUL INTERNET ACRONYMSThe interwebs are full of useless acronyms. I mean "LOL" ? Really? Well, ol' Doofy has a few brilliant ideas for some REALLY GOOD ones that EVERYONE should be using. Seriously, by next week I want to see #RIHNIHTWGIMHF trending on Twitter.
I CAN HAZ CAT PICTURES?
E2
I CAN HAZ CAT PICTURES?The internet is full of cats. I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure why they insist on terrible grammar and spelling practices, but I'm convinced that it is bad for the children of America. LISTEN UP SHEEPLE, IT'S TIME TO STAND UP TO THE INTERNET CAT CONSPIRACY.
‘CALL ME MAYBE’ IS NOT CRAZY!
E3
‘CALL ME MAYBE’ IS NOT CRAZY!I've got a bone to pick with Carly Rae Jepsen and her endlessly catchy song "Call Me Maybe." I mean, everyone likes the song, okay, but has anyone actually ever stopped to REALLY THINK about the lyrics? No? Sounds like a job for Doof!
ONE DIRECTION: MOST LITERAL BAND NAME EVER
E4
ONE DIRECTION: MOST LITERAL BAND NAME EVERI have just one question for One Direction: what came first, the band name or the hair style? Seriously, I'm looking at you Harry Styles...
GANGNAM STYLE OR "OPEN QUANTUM STYLE" I'M NOT SURE
E5
GANGNAM STYLE OR "OPEN QUANTUM STYLE" I'M NOT SUREHey guys, has anyone heard of this awesome song OPEN QUANTUM STYLE? I think it's going to be a hit!!! Some people insist it's spelled "Gangnam Style" but I'm pretty sure they are totally wrong.
HONEY BOO BOO, BACON AND THE APOCALYPSE
E6
HONEY BOO BOO, BACON AND THE APOCALYPSEThere are two things people are obsessed with that I don't understand: bacon and Honey Boo Boo. OK, well I understand the bacon...
INSTAGRAM BREAKFAST CEREAL
E7
INSTAGRAM BREAKFAST CEREALI'M BACK MINIONS! Yesterday, my daughter Vanessa introduced me to something called "INSTAGRAM" and I'm already convinced it is pretty much the worst thing ever! Here's why you should too…
THE DOOF REPLIES
E8
THE DOOF REPLIESSo for this episode I decided to do things a little differently and reply to a few of my favorite comments. Prepare to have your minds blown, internet minions, because the Doof is about to reply to YOU. Well, maybe not "YOU" personally unless you're like one of the 4 people who I specifically responded to... I mean "YOU" in a more general sense -- but, wait -- you know what nevermind, you get the point.
THE CRUEL JOKE THAT IS 'PLATYPUS DAY'
E9
THE CRUEL JOKE THAT IS 'PLATYPUS DAY'So in further confirmation of my personal suspicion that THE UNIVERSE HATES ME this episode is dedicated to my dear nemesis Perry the Platypus. Because in the long list of things that deserve to be celebrated, secret agent platipi really rank up there above evil scientists. Wait, is that right? Platipi? Or is it platypuses? Platypieces? Hmm. Seriously I'm gonna go look that up, otherwise it's going to bug me for the rest of the day.
DR. DOOF VS. INTERNET MYSTERIES
E10
DR. DOOF VS. INTERNET MYSTERIESThe interwebs are full of all kinds of weird unknowns that people just ignore. Well, NO LONGER, in this groundbreaking exposé I'm going to tear the lid right off the internet crazy bin and reveal to you those dark questions that everyone is afraid to ask! PREPARE TO BE AMAZED AND EXCITED... or just confused.
IT'S PI DAY SO HERE ARE SOME NUMBERS
E11
IT'S PI DAY SO HERE ARE SOME NUMBERSHAPPY PI DAY. But seriously... First a platypus gets a day, now an irrational mathematical construct gets one too? BUT I DON'T? What gives!
GOATS YELLING LIKE HUMANS YELLING LIKE DOOF
E12
GOATS YELLING LIKE HUMANS YELLING LIKE DOOFWhat's up with all these yelling goat videos? And more importantly, why are they totally hilarious? I dive into these and other burning existential questions in this weeks episode!
HARLEM SHAKE, JEFF GORDON, AND DIETS THAT MAKE NO SENSE
E13
HARLEM SHAKE, JEFF GORDON, AND DIETS THAT MAKE NO SENSESo what do the Harlem Shake, Jeff Gordon and fad diets all have in common? I have three words for you: Involuntary Dairy Discharge.
THE DOOF IS DUE
E14
THE DOOF IS DUEOkay, okay! I know i said i was only going to do 13 episodes, but I'm having wayyy too much fun. Anyways, I have a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT to make that will totally shock, thrill and amaze you. Without saying too much, let me just tell you that I'm WAY OVERDUE for this…
DOOF'S HAUL 2013: SWAG, CELEBS, AND MISERY
E15
DOOF'S HAUL 2013: SWAG, CELEBS, AND MISERYI have discovered yet more evidence that modern civilization as we know it is over: HAUL VIDEOS. Hipster clothiers are the harbingers of the apocalypse.
BABY BIEBER FEVER
E16
BABY BIEBER FEVERListen up, internet! I have an announcement to make and it's SUPER IMPORTANT, so pay attention!
BRIBING THE BIEBER
E17
BRIBING THE BIEBERJUSTIN BEIBER COME ON MY SHOW! What's that? You thought I was going to give it up? Ohh no. Evil never gives up! But you know, if you actually DO come on my show, please keep your shirt on. Or not. Thanks.
THE GOSSIP GIRL WHO IS ACTUALLY A GOSSIP GUY
E18
THE GOSSIP GIRL WHO IS ACTUALLY A GOSSIP GUYYou know what? The internet has perfected the human art of wasting time. To think, one second you're looking up a pair of shoes, and the next you are transformed into a crazed devotee to a TV show that was popular like a year ago.
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS EXPOSED
E19
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS EXPOSEDWhat's that you say? Now Neil Patrick Harris is hosting the Emmy's, now? That's cool, because I'm going to completely Troll NPH and reveal all his evil scientist secrets on the interweb for everyone to see.
CRAY CRAY CRONUTS
E20
CRAY CRAY CRONUTSDoof dishes out $1000 to try the latest in culinary breakthroughs - THE CRONUT. In this week's 'Doof's Daily Dirt' webisode, Doof's inspiration borders on obsession as he attempts to trump the latest food craze.
THESE ARE NOT FULL EPISODES OF DUCK DYNASTY
E21
THESE ARE NOT FULL EPISODES OF DUCK DYNASTYPhil, Willie, Jase and Si were able to take over the world with a mere duck call, if they can do it, Doof can do better... prepare for the DOOF DYNASTY!!!
THE DANGERS OF AUTO CORRECT
E22
THE DANGERS OF AUTO CORRECTI just got a new smartphone this week, and already this amazing technology has conspired to completely ruin my life.
FOOD TRUCK FAIL
E23
FOOD TRUCK FAILDid you know that "Food" is actually "Doof" spelled backwards? Anyways, what is it with all these hipsters and eating food off the back of a truck? I mean, REALLY? Eating at a stationary location is "too mainstream" for you?
DOOF'S LIFE HACKS
E24
DOOF'S LIFE HACKSOkay, I have to admit, this whole "interweb" thing is pretty neat. It's like a new surprise every day. I've recently discovered this thing called "Life Hacks" — which is way less nefarious sounding than it actually is, mind you — and I was so inspired that I decided to make my own: DOOF HACKS!
ASHTON KUTCHER'S DOOF CHOICE AWARD
E25
ASHTON KUTCHER'S DOOF CHOICE AWARDEveryone is so proud of Ashton Kutcher and his inspirational speech at that award show, but I think that during the flood of adulations and congratulations we're forgetting something much more important: ME.
DOOF DOES VINE
E26
DOOF DOES VINESo everyone is up in arms about this thing called "VINE." I don't get what the big deal is. What can you really say in only 6 seconds of video? Well — as it turns out — not a lot.
THE DOOF RAPS ON RAP (SO META)
E27
THE DOOF RAPS ON RAP (SO META)Hey Doofions! I was feeling generous this morning so I decided to answer a few of your questions in the comment section. What can I say? I'm a giver.
DOOFING IS THE THING
E28
DOOFING IS THE THINGWatch out PLANKING, TWERKING and HARLEM SHAKING! Here comes the latest nonsensical internet trend of the minute: DOOFING!
GET READY FOR HEINZ-O-WEEN!
E29
GET READY FOR HEINZ-O-WEEN!October is nearly over and it's almost time to celebrate my favorite scary holiday. What's that? "Halloween," you say? Oh, no, dear Doofions - I'm talking about a holiday that is MUCH better, and MUCH scarier. That's right: HEINZ-O-WEEN.
PRE-CHRISTMAS
E30
PRE-CHRISTMASFunny thing I noticed at the store the other day: suddenly Christmas decorations are, like, EVERYWHERE. What's with that? We haven't even gotten to Thanksgiving and we're already skipping to the next holiday: it's PRE-CHRISTMAS.
600 EPISODES (NOT REALLY)!
E31
600 EPISODES (NOT REALLY)!It's our 600th episode (that's a lie) and to celebrate I have a (less than) spectacular surprise for all you faithful Doof-ions! Trust me, you'll love it (probably not).
The FACE BOOK (No, that's not a typo)
E32
The FACE BOOK (No, that's not a typo)Hey Doof-ions. Your fearless and incomprehensibly handsome overlord has discovered a trendy, shiny, new web-thingie that only super-cool internet insiders know about: THE FACE BOOK. Let me tell you all about it.
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? COSPLAY!
E33
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? COSPLAY!Not to be an internet hipster or anything, but I just have to say that I was already dressing like a fox and Eurodancing in the woods WAY before it was cool.
THE SNICKERDOODLE IS A LIE!
E34
THE SNICKERDOODLE IS A LIE!Doof has a new topic he'd like to discuss this week. Minecraft? No. Dr Who? Not really. Actually, it's something much more important than all those things: BAKE SALES , AND THE FACT THAT THEY ARE TOTALLY LAME.
PONIES, ANIME AND BUBBLE TEA
E35
PONIES, ANIME AND BUBBLE TEADOOF REPLIES -- PART DEUX ... or something. Hey Doofions, I'm back with another response to one of your comments. Honestly, if this was an Upworthy post, I might title it "A kid asks Doof a random question, you won't believe what happens next..." Anyways, ciaoy ciao!
WHY I HATE GOING TO THE MOVIES!
E36
WHY I HATE GOING TO THE MOVIES!Hey there, Doofions! Ready for another rip-roaring installment of everyone's favorite show hosted by an evil scientist whose nemesis is also a platypus? Me too! This week, I tackle the subject on everyone's mind: WHY GOING TO THE THEATER IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. Real talk.
WHY WEB ADS ARE SERIOUSLY THE WORST
E37
WHY WEB ADS ARE SERIOUSLY THE WORSTWHAZUP INTERNET! Do you like movies like Twilight? Divergent? Hunger Games? Well, then you have TERRIBLE taste in movies! But, that's okay, because there are a TON of you, so I might as well jump on the bandwagon...
THE DOOF GOES DIVERGENT (AND HANGRY)
E38
THE DOOF GOES DIVERGENT (AND HANGRY)WHAZUP INTERNET. Do you like movies like Twilight? Divergent? Hunger Games? Well, then you have TERRIBLE taste in movies. But, that's okay, because there are a TON of you, so I might as well jump on the bandwagon.