Funhaus Gameplay
Season 2023
We don't know why we're here either.
Where to Watch Funhaus Gameplay • Season 2023
165 Episodes
- Which of the X-Men Has the Dumbest Mutant Power? - Marvel MondaysE4
Which of the X-Men Has the Dumbest Mutant Power? - Marvel MondaysIf you ever have any trouble understanding the X-Men continuity, just remember that Professor X is MLK, Magneto is Malcolm X, the Legacy Virus is AIDS, and Maggot is f*cking stupid. - Double Teaming the Big Boss - Deadly Premonition with Alanah PearceE6
Double Teaming the Big Boss - Deadly Premonition with Alanah PearceThe death of a child is never EVER something to laugh about. Unless they were brutally murdered by Las Vegas funnyman Terry Fator, performing live every Thursday, Friday and Sunday at 7:30 and 9:30 PM, only at New York-New York Hotel and Casino! - We Play QWOPs and Robbers in The Professional!E11
We Play QWOPs and Robbers in The Professional!My partner was super picky about their diamond engagement ring. They demanded a certificate of authenticity, a laboratory purity test, and a dated photograph of the seven year old who yanked it from the ground. - The Quantum Realm Reveals Itself in Ant GamesE18
The Quantum Realm Reveals Itself in Ant GamesYou've got a ant in me. Yeah, you got a ant in me. When the uh... ants look rough ahead, And yer miles and miles From your nice warm... ant bed? Hold up, now. What do ants sleep on? Doit? Do they jus' sleep in the doit? Oh well, Ol' Randy gon' push on through. Heah we go! You just remember what your old pal said Boy, you've got an ant in aaaaants! - You Can Pry These Blades from Elyse's Cold Dead Feet!E21
You Can Pry These Blades from Elyse's Cold Dead Feet!Ugh. I forgot about rollerbladers. I guess I have to add them into the list of people who were cooler than me in high school, right between the speech therapy class and the kid who read Farscape novels alone by the dumpsters. - Outwars Brings Us to Blows over Saturday Morning CartoonsE24
Outwars Brings Us to Blows over Saturday Morning CartoonsBack in the 80s James was swimming around in toys like Scrooge McDuck, while all poor Wheezy had was a tattered Michael J Fox poster and a robot that transformed into Prime Minister Brian Mulroney. - You Mess with the Bull, You Get the Grenades in El MatadorE27
You Mess with the Bull, You Get the Grenades in El Matador Funhaus Zany Chuck Norris Fact #87: Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice, then endorsed accused serial sexual predator Roy Moore for senate in Alabama's 2017 special election. - We Commit Seven Deadly Sims in Playstation GarbageE29
We Commit Seven Deadly Sims in Playstation GarbageSeven Deadly Sins? I've done them all. Wrath. Envy. Using the term "awesome-sauce". Rooting through an ex-girlfriend's trash for old conditioner bottles so I can smell her in the nighttime. Sloth. You name it. - The Mystery of the Too Tight Skin Suit - L.A. Noire GameplayE31
The Mystery of the Too Tight Skin Suit - L.A. Noire GameplayI prefer to wear the same color skin suit every day, like Einstein. That way, instead of worrying about fashion I can devote all my brain power towards mimicking normal human emotion in public. - Nonnas Can't Say No to Bubsy - PlayStation GarbageE35
Nonnas Can't Say No to Bubsy - PlayStation GarbageI'd like to sit here and calmly deconstruct the offensive Italian stereotypes portrayed in this video, but my goomah just called and she finally scrubbed all the mortadella grease out of my good Sunday tracksuit. Bubsy thumbnail art from gerkk - A Nightmare on Willems Street - Dream Machine GameplayE37
A Nightmare on Willems Street - Dream Machine GameplayYou ever that have reoccurring dream where you're late for school and forgot to study for a super important test and when you finally burst into class you're in your underwear and there's a shadow demon with the voice of your mom holding your severed penis in a crystal goblet? Yeah, me neither. - The Willems School for Gifted Pregnant Ghost Spiders - Kuon Gameplay
E42The Willems School for Gifted Pregnant Ghost Spiders - Kuon GameplayIn Japan, hanging out room full of pregnant spiders is the #3 most popular after work activity, right below karaoke bars and those clubs where you pay a woman dressed as Cinnamoroll to scream at your penis for an hour. - Unlucky at Cards, Unluckier in Love - Action Packed & JackedE47
Unlucky at Cards, Unluckier in Love - Action Packed & JackedSure, people on dating sites all say they love to travel, but drive them across one state line and suddenly it's nothing but "Why isn't there a door handle?" and "Please, I have a family!" - Beat 'em Ups Get Us Torqued w/ Freddie Wong - Action Packed & JackedE50
Beat 'em Ups Get Us Torqued w/ Freddie Wong - Action Packed & JackedBram Stoker's Dracula combined all the thrills and chills of high end residential real estate acquisition with the subtle gothic eroticism of Tom Waits eating spiders. - This is Really, Truly the Final Episode of Deadly Premonition with Alanah PearceE52
This is Really, Truly the Final Episode of Deadly Premonition with Alanah PearceThank you all for watching the Ryan Hailey Seed Retrospective. Stay tuned for the In Memoriam segment in which we honor all those slick, squirming little troopers that were mopped off the clinic floor. - The Toughest Weebs This Side of the Pacific - Action Packed & JackedE53
The Toughest Weebs This Side of the Pacific - Action Packed & JackedThose undignified Doraemon urinals are only for tourists. Real native Japanese people are paid to relieve themselves overworked, clinically depressed businessmen DRESSED as Doraemon - A lesson in "Rizz" with Blizz - Together BnB Gameplay
E54A lesson in "Rizz" with Blizz - Together BnB GameplayThe editor might be too old to even spell rizz, but not me. I've got so much rizz, I don't even know what to do with it. I talk to a woman in the club and rizz just starts shooting out of me. Later in bed, women tell me that most guys take a lot longer than forty seconds to rizz, so lately I've been rizzing by myself beforehand. - How To Take a Bribe Like a Real Cop in Contraband Police
E55How To Take a Bribe Like a Real Cop in Contraband PoliceYou expect us all to believe that Ryan had access to some drugs and saved them for later instead of immediately ingesting or inhaling them? Suuure. Next you'll be telling us that he has a checking account and owns two matching socks. - Star Wars: Jedi Academy Gives Us Big Lightsaber Energy!
E56Star Wars: Jedi Academy Gives Us Big Lightsaber Energy!Jacob's new favorite sex act is called "The Rancor." That's when right as you're about to finish, you shut your partner's head in a window while a shirtless chubby guy in harem pants cries from the corner. - Cramming for Conversational Wookie 101 in Star Wars: Jedi Academy
E59Cramming for Conversational Wookie 101 in Star Wars: Jedi AcademyJacob's new favorite sex act is called "The Attichitcuk." That's when you wear nothing but a dusty old fur coat and an Oculus, then pleasure yourself in the middle of your family's living room. - How To (almost) Win Survivor w/ Four Time Contestant Ozzy Lusth!E60
How To (almost) Win Survivor w/ Four Time Contestant Ozzy Lusth!Just in case the call from Survivor comes in, Ryan starts every morning by keistering a spool of twine, four waterproof watches, a tallboy of Bud Dry, and the t-shirt he got for his walk-on roll in Memphis Beat. - Caution: Student Speeder Bike Drivers - Star Wars: Jedi Academy
E62Caution: Student Speeder Bike Drivers - Star Wars: Jedi AcademyJacob's new favorite sex position is called the "Endor Feast" That's when you get spit-roasted by a bunch of short hairy guys until a dude covered in gold body paint orders them to stop. - Always Two, It Takes. No More. No Less - Star Wars: Jedi AcademyE66
Always Two, It Takes. No More. No Less - Star Wars: Jedi AcademyJacob's new favorite sex act is called "Jabba's Last Sail." That's when you pay a woman in a gold bikini to choke you out while three men wriggle their hands around inside of you. - The Battle for Your Soul Just Got SexyE67
The Battle for Your Soul Just Got SexyAnd lo, it has been written, do not be led astray by the artifice of these smooth, sinewy, and deliciously shredded angels of the host! True servants of the lord only spill their seed upon the dust to eight-winged eyeball monsters. Amen. - Our Toilet Management Business is Flush With CashE68
Our Toilet Management Business is Flush With CashIf you suddenly realize you forgot to buy TP, don't panic. Just grab some newspaper, a handful of leaves, the cover of a Highlights magazine, or anything else within arms reach of your ex-girlfriend's welcome mat. - Dabbling In the Dark Side - Jacob's Jedi AcademyE69
Dabbling In the Dark Side - Jacob's Jedi AcademyJacob's new favorite sex act is called "The Mustafar Crawl." That's when you crank up the heat in your apartment, have your partner sit on three of your limbs until they go numb, then drag yourself to the bed with your one good arm. - Gollum Falls Like Two Towers in Street Fighter 6!E71
Gollum Falls Like Two Towers in Street Fighter 6!Somewhere right now, Patrick is sitting in a cozy chair, feeling the delicate flutter of his new child's heartbeat against his chest, and is f*cking livid that we didn't make our fighter look like Turin Turambar. - You, You, You Oughta Know the Lost Games of 1995E75
You, You, You Oughta Know the Lost Games of 1995When the OJ verdict finally came in, the kids in my high school were so shocked that they stopped giving me a pink belly for six whole seconds before pantsing me and tossing my Farscape novelization into the toilet. - Which Terrifying Avatar Will Win the Funhaus Wrestling Battle RoyaleE91
Which Terrifying Avatar Will Win the Funhaus Wrestling Battle RoyaleTune in next time for the "All Ryan Cage Match Spectacular" featuring Sith Lord Ryan, Pastafarian Ryan, a VERY nude F*** Farm Ryan, and Post Sperm Donation Sleepy-time Ryan. - We Get Bullied Through Another Round of Cinemoji SpeedrunE96
We Get Bullied Through Another Round of Cinemoji Speedrun"Do you like apples?" "Yeah." "Well, apples stahted being domesticated 4000–10000 yeahs ago in these wicked tawl mountains in Central Asia. How d'ya like that infawmation?" -The informant! (2009) - Oi! Mans is a Bloody Landlord Super Now, InnitE99
Oi! Mans is a Bloody Landlord Super Now, Innit"I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out . . . particularly in and out. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier! [I'll come back as] a Tampax. Just my luck! My luck to be chucked down a lavatory and go on and on forever swirling round on the top, never going down.” -Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and other Commonwealth Realms - Aliens, Predators, and Picard Boldly Go Into the Jank TankE101
Aliens, Predators, and Picard Boldly Go Into the Jank Tank"Ensign Peters, please report to the holodeck immediately for an unscheduled maintenance check. The away team just had a three day orgy in ancient Rome and "boldly went" all over the walls again. - There's a New Alpha Silverback in Gorilla Tag VRE102
There's a New Alpha Silverback in Gorilla Tag VRHey, gorillas. Don't let Jacob's little anatomy lesson get you down. Just do what I do and angrily accuse your mate of having the world's biggest vagina until they brain you with lamp and run to their ex boyfriend's house. - We Lost Our Maidenhead Racing Forklifts in the Jank Tank GameplayE107
We Lost Our Maidenhead Racing Forklifts in the Jank Tank Gameplay If you understood Patrick's Redwall reference and would like to know more, please send us a self-addressed stamped envelope so I can come to your house, swat the inhaler out your hand, and toss all your SeaQuest novels into the trash. - Joel Rubin is Back to Teach Us About Alchemy and LoveE110
Joel Rubin is Back to Teach Us About Alchemy and Love Trust me, those gas station boner pills never work. I once shoved a bakers dozen of them up my pee-hole and all I got was a UTI and some dirty looks from the guy behind me trying to buy scratchers. - Going Ears Deep into Star Trek Deep Space Nine(Members Only!) - Demo WheelE112
Going Ears Deep into Star Trek Deep Space Nine(Members Only!) - Demo WheelWho do I gotta ear-f**k to get an entire member exclusive episode of Demo Wheel, anyway? What? Nobody? It's already finished. Well, if you change your mind, feel free to bring those wrinkled, waxy little beauties around here any time. - Drunk, Randy Grandma is Everyone's Favorite Dream JobE114
Drunk, Randy Grandma is Everyone's Favorite Dream JobHaha. My Nana liked to toss back a few glasses of wine every night too. Well, technically is was straight gin. And the sun was usually out. And if you tried to pour it in a glass she'd grab the bottle, call you a p***y, then fall asleep watching Mr. Belvedere. - Deer Avengers... Assemble! - Demo WheelE119
Deer Avengers... Assemble! - Demo Wheel"The NeverEnding Story is the moving tale of a level headed, hard-working father's quest to get his p***y son to throw away his sci-fi books and quit crying about his dumb dead mom. It's no This Boy's Life, but still a solid attempt at an underrepresented genre. 5 Stars!" James Willems - Lemmings Paintball Somehow Leads to Echidna Cranks in This Week's Members Only Demo Wheel!E120
Lemmings Paintball Somehow Leads to Echidna Cranks in This Week's Members Only Demo Wheel!It's in videos like this that Jacob's background as an unlicensed freelance monotreme urologist comes in pretty handy. - Set Phasers to Yum for This Week's Steamy Members Only Demo WheelE126
Set Phasers to Yum for This Week's Steamy Members Only Demo WheelSometimes I wish it was still 2016 so I could title this Set Phasers to C*m, or Spum, or something equally hilarious. But having a wife and kids is cool too, I guess. - A Night at the Aquarium w/ the World's Saddest Security GuardE128
A Night at the Aquarium w/ the World's Saddest Security GuardJacob's favorite new sex act is called "Spawning." That's when you and an ovulating woman sit on opposite sides of a kiddie pool, and you release load after load until the surface is covered in froth. - You All Will Suffer Greatly at the Hands of This Members Only Demo WheelE130
You All Will Suffer Greatly at the Hands of This Members Only Demo Wheel You know if this was the old version of the show we would've titled this "The South Mouth of Sauron", then broken our wrists high-fiving each other for the rest of the day. - Superman Is Kind of a Creepy Jerk - DC DondaysE132
Superman Is Kind of a Creepy Jerk - DC DondaysSuperman The Movie: Omnipotent refugee seeks to serve humanity rather than rule them. Superman II: The sins of the father return to haunt Earth's faultless savior. Superman III: I dunno. Richard Pryor's there and I think Supes gets a blowie on the Statue of Liberty? Superman IV: F*ck it. Put some Flo-Jo nails on that blonde guy and shine the Jon Cryer Signal! - Star Trek TNG is Somehow Still Hot in This Week's Demo WheelE133
Star Trek TNG is Somehow Still Hot in This Week's Demo WheelThe position is called "Amazon Style" and while it may seem a little emasculating, there's nothing more manly than having your d*ck snapped in two by the slightest of missteps. - Prepare to be Assimilated Into the Members Only Demo Wheel Finale!E138
Prepare to be Assimilated Into the Members Only Demo Wheel Finale!Well, that about does it for this season of Demo Wheel. Time for you to wipe off your bellies, clear your search histories, and try to look your families in the eye again. - Why the Hell Are We Still Arguing About Lost? - Licensed to KillE144
Why the Hell Are We Still Arguing About Lost? - Licensed to Kill Did you know that if you scramble Damon Lindelof's name you get "modal ninefold"? And that 9 squared is 81. And the 81st episode of LOST focuses on Linus attempting to fi- aw fuck it. They were just in purgatory, weren't they? - Ryan's Dream City is Nothing but Casinos and Love Doll FactoriesE146
Ryan's Dream City is Nothing but Casinos and Love Doll FactoriesIn the center of the Ryville town square there stands a statue of its courageous founder. In one hand he holds the town charter, hastily scrawled onto a McGriddle wrapper. In the other, a Powerade bottle brimming with frothy ejaculate. - Star Wars Gungan Frontier is Going to Get Us CanceledE148
Star Wars Gungan Frontier is Going to Get Us CanceledJacob's new favorite s*x act is called the "Queen Amidala." That's when you let so many people finish on your face that it's completely white except for three little spots on your cheeks and lower lip. - Oi, Langers! These Gaelic Games are Bang On!E151
Oi, Langers! These Gaelic Games are Bang On! Go sábhála Dia ár Rí grásta! Go maire sibh ár Rí uasal! Dia shábháil an Rí! Seol buadhach air, Sona agus glórmhar, Is fada an rí orainn, Dia shábháil an Rí. Do bhronntanais is rogha leat Ar sé a bheith sásta a dhoirteadh, Go maire sé i réim. Go gcosnódh sé ár ndlíthe, Agus tabhair cúis dúinn go deo, A chanadh le croí is guth, Dia shábháil an Rí. - Meet the Real Housewives of Dagobah in Star Wars The Clone WarsE155
Meet the Real Housewives of Dagobah in Star Wars The Clone WarsJacob's new favorite s*x act is called the "Canto Bight." That's when you and your partner spend all day trying to find someone hot to bang, but end up double-teaming some rando with a speech impediment.
