How I Met Your Mother

Season 3

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It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.

Where to Watch How I Met Your Mother • Season 3

20 Episodes

Wait for It
E1
Wait for ItRobin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.
We're Not from Here
E2
We're Not from HereTed and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.
Third Wheel
E3
Third WheelTed's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
Little Boys
E4
Little BoysBarney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.
How I Met Everyone Else
E5
How I Met Everyone ElseAmid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.
I'm Not That Guy
E6
I'm Not That GuyMarshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name
Dowisetrepla
E7
DowisetreplaMarshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.
Spoiler Alert
E8
Spoiler AlertMarshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed
Slapsgiving
E9
SlapsgivingLily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.
The Yips
E10
The YipsWhen Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.
The Platinum Rule
E11
The Platinum RuleTed's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.
No Tomorrow
E12
No TomorrowTed lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.
Ten Sessions
E13
Ten SessionsTed pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.
The Bracket
E14
The BracketBarney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.
The Chain of Screaming
E15
The Chain of ScreamingAfter Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.
Sandcastles in the Sand
E16
Sandcastles in the SandRobin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.
The Goat
E17
The GoatBarney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.
Rebound Bro
E18
Rebound BroBarney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.
Everything Must Go
E19
Everything Must GoBarney helps Abby get back at Ted by staging a fake proposal, but Abby doesn't realize that it's fake. Lily decides to sell some of her paintings so that she and Marshall can pay for floor repairs at their new place.
Miracles
E20
MiraclesTed breaks up with Stella but immediately wants to take it back after a life-changing experience. However, Stella doesn't realize that he broke up with her. Meanwhile, Barney has a serious accident on his way to see Ted in the hospital.