Phelous and the Movies

Season 3

A sarcastic man with immortality looks at terrible horror movies, video games, toys, cartoons and even food, (both popular and obscure) and tears them apart with his sharp wit, meta jokes and referential humor. Also, he's Canadian.

Where to Watch Phelous and the Movies • Season 3

50 Episodes

  • Five Across The Eyes
    E1
    Five Across The EyesThis is NOT a film! It’s a device used to induce headaches!
  • Night of the Living Dead 30th Anniversary
    E2
    Night of the Living Dead 30th AnniversaryIt’s Night of the Living Dead with all the additions and changes it never needed!
  • Children of the Living Dead
    E3
    Children of the Living DeadZombies attack the most forgetful people in the world. Also forget about the children too, they aren’t important.
  • La Horde
    E4
    La HordePhelous, Sad Panda, ChaosD1 and Welshy team up to run around a hotel room while complaining about a french horror movie with zombies and yellow lightning.
  • Chain Letter
    E5
    Chain LetterWho would guess a movie about chain letters would be completely stupid and pointless!? WHAT A SHOCK!
  • Quarantine
    E6
    QuarantineZombies… err rabid people attack an apartment building while a cameraman makes sure to get everyone’s death on tape.
  • Dead Snow
    E7
    Dead SnowNazi Zombies somehow get overshadowed by idiots who suffocate their girlfriends, as a joke, and try to find other ways to almost kill themselves.
  • Top 10 8th Doctor Moments
    E8
    Top 10 8th Doctor MomentsPhelous goes over all the amazing adventures the 8th Doctor had on screen and gives us the best 10!
  • Birdemic Part 1
    E9
    Birdemic Part 1Rod and Nathalie must fight their way through some of the WORST sound and video editing ever so they can get together, but is that a picture of a bird in the distance?
  • Birdemic Part 2
    E10
    Birdemic Part 2The animated gif birds attack and explode because of global warming or something. Will our heroes find enough coat hangers to fend off the limited animation monstrosities?
  • The Human Centipede
    E11
    The Human CentipedePhelous reviews The Human Centipede in the room where he drops human centipedes.
  • Funny Games Again
    E12
    Funny Games AgainA return to Funny Games to talk about it’s “message” and a big change for the “show”.
  • Twilight
    E13
    TwilightThe 2nd Phelous really dives into the shit with Twilight… really? Twilight? WHY!!!???
  • Resident Evil: Degeneration
    E14
    Resident Evil: DegenerationPhelous looks at that Resident Evil Movie people requested.
  • Resident Evil: Afterlife
    E15
    Resident Evil: AfterlifeA dragging plot, useless characters, stupid confused Wesker, an Alice sandwich and all played in SLOW MOTION. Afterlife, you’re pitiful!
  • Drag Me to Hell
    E16
    Drag Me to HellIf you don’t get a mortgage extension make sure you curse the loan officer’s button to hell.
  • The Airzone Solution
    E17
    The Airzone SolutionLinkara and Phelous look at a movie that has a bunch of The Doctors from Doctor Who fighting an evil pollution company.
  • Lockjaw
    E18
    LockjawPhelous and Film Brain tackle the greatest film ever where DMX fights an alligator head snake. (I think there’s a few)
  • Drive Thru
    E19
    Drive ThruA clown mascot from a fast food restaurant kills people because of stuff and things. Let’s call this evil Mac and Me.
  • A Serbian Film
    E20
    A Serbian FilmDadadadaaa SERBIAN! … I hate this movie.
  • Swamp Zombies
    E21
    Swamp ZombiesThis very well might have been the editing inspiration for Birdemic. (May not contain a swamp.)
  • Boogeyman
    E22
    BoogeymanSo… it’s all about the Boogeyman? Lame! The Boogeyman better not be in this! Really though it shouldn’t have been.
  • Boogeyman 2
    E23
    Boogeyman 2The Boogeyman is loose in the Hospital and only Gabrielle, Jigsaw or people getting bored and shutting the movie off can stop him!
  • Boogeyman 3
    E24
    Boogeyman 3Seriously the Boogeyman is REAL! No just kidding it’s just in your head… OR IS IT!?
  • The Boogeyman
    E25
    The BoogeymanWhen stocking head haunts a mirror the only thing that can save the day is water.
  • Boogeyman II 1983
    E26
    Boogeyman II 1983Ulli Lommel co-stars in both versions of this movie based around telling storys you weren’t there for and killer toothbrushes.
  • Return of the Boogeyman
    E27
    Return of the BoogeymanUlli Lommel and Stockinghead are back but only Fake Wonderwoman can save the stock footage by learning to put her stockings on again.
  • The Boogeyman – Stephen King
    E28
    The Boogeyman – Stephen KingThe Boogeyman and this time backed by Stephen King and A woman in a room. Only cigarettes and therapy can save us this time!
  • Meow Mix
    E29
    Meow MixThe New Phelous reviews something very dear to his new heart, CAT FOOD!
  • Jeepers Creepers
    E30
    Jeepers CreepersWill Kyle, Lupa and ChaosD1 be able to help CatPhelous save the review from PhelousD1?… This seems slightly silly.
  • Jeepers Creepers 2
    E31
    Jeepers Creepers 2The Creepsta is back throwing his own head at people who are too stupid to drive a bus to safety.
  • Quarantine 2
    E32
    Quarantine 2We gotta get these mother F$#%ING hamsters off this mother F$#%ING plane!
  • Crocodile
    E33
    CrocodileThis movie has jumped the boat… with a crocodile.
  • Crocodile 2
    E34
    Crocodile 2Crocodile 2 marks the return of the flying Crocodile and bring whatever you want aboard airlines.
  • Croc
    E35
    CrocFor the 100th episode lets see what kind of crocodile movie the Mac and Me director can make!
  • House of Wax
    E36
    House of WaxTrading Vincent Price for Paris Hilton isn’t quite the even deal, but she does at least give us something nice in this film!
  • Prom Night
    E37
    Prom NightProm Night! Everything is all right… except for bland “remakes”.
  • Amityville Horror
    E38
    Amityville HorrorA family dares itself to live in a house 28 days with INSANE consequences.
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
    E39
    A Nightmare on Elm StreetA story about Freddy’s lame brother who tries REALLY HARD to be just like him.
  • Halloween: Resurrection
    E40
    Halloween: ResurrectionThe night HE regretted coming home!
  • Wrong Turn
    E41
    Wrong TurnOh no super powered inbred cannibals! Our heroes must blend into the background or bore them to death to survive!
  • Wrong Turn 2
    E42
    Wrong Turn 2Stuck in the woods with inbred cannibals and a reality show, which is worse?
  • Wrong Turn 3: Left 4 Dead
    E43
    Wrong Turn 3: Left 4 DeadThree Finger is the big star of the 3rd Wrong Turn as he tries to kill a million sub plots.
  • Wrong Turn 4: Hostel
    E44
    Wrong Turn 4: HostelThe new origins of the Wrong Turners and guess what? It’s torture on screen and off!
  • The Human Centipede 2
    E45
    The Human Centipede 2Blood and poop in black and white… and that’s pretty much it.
  • Shredder
    E46
    ShredderAladdin and his friends go ski boarding but The Shredder is there to kill them for breaking the ski hill rules! Or something…
  • Disney’s Satan Claus
    E47
    Disney’s Satan ClausYes there is a SATAN CLAUS! Maybe… if you can see him. Merry Christmas HAHAHAHA GET IT!? It’s a joke somehow.
  • Jack Frost
    E48
    Jack FrostJack Frost’s parents named him in hopes he’d become a snowman one day. Unfortunately, he just became a lame jokster in a foam suit.
  • Jack Frost 2
    E49
    Jack Frost 2What happens when you add Hot Chocolate to Anti Freeze? A new and improved snowman killer who’s only weakness is bananas.
  • Mortal Kombat: The Journey Begins
    E50
    Mortal Kombat: The Journey BeginsThe Journey begins and ENDS here with Mortal Kombat: The awful animation begins!

 

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