Phelous and the Movies

Season 6

A sarcastic man with immortality looks at terrible horror movies, video games, toys, cartoons and even food, (both popular and obscure) and tears them apart with his sharp wit, meta jokes and referential humor. Also, he's Canadian.

Where to Watch Phelous and the Movies • Season 6

23 Episodes

Birdemic 2: The Resurrection Part 1
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Birdemic 2: The Resurrection Part 1Birdemic 2, the sequel that almost forgets it’s a sequel despite having the characters return. Why did the Giant Jumbo Jellyfish attacked!?
Birdemic 2: The Resurrection Part 2
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Birdemic 2: The Resurrection Part 2Birds finally show up in James Nguyen’s remake of Sunset Blvd… or the 1st Birdemic, something like that.
Gingerdead Man 2
E3
Gingerdead Man 2A cookie is on the loose at a movie studio? Will anyone survive? Will anyone watching care?
Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero
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Cabin Fever 3: Patient ZeroCabin Fever really surprises us all this time around with a really thoughtful piece about… idiots getting infected with a flesh eating virus.
Gingerdead Man 3
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Gingerdead Man 3Somehow the “jokes” go even further downhill and the Gingerdead Man takes a lot of breaks to watch a Carrie Remake.
In the Name of the King 3
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In the Name of the King 3Uwe Boll tries to time travel back to a time we cared and delivers yet another pointless romp through time with another outdoor king and the brother from Prison Break.
Prom Night 2: Hello Mary Lou
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Prom Night 2: Hello Mary LouThe sequel to Prom Night actually only had that label forced on it and features A GHOST!
Prom Night 3: The Last Kiss Part 1
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Prom Night 3: The Last Kiss Part 1Prom Night 3 was made by the same people as the 2nd… and couldn’t feel any further from that being the case.
Prom Night 3: The Last Kiss Part 2
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Prom Night 3: The Last Kiss Part 2
Top 10 Wrestling Commercials
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Top 10 Wrestling CommercialsThe adventures of a cheating boy and his ghost continue as the cover up more murder then go to hell.
Beauty and the Beast Part 1
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Beauty and the Beast Part 1A tale retold many times… mostly because of the Disney version but few can really capture how Beauty’s lights were on but no one was home, her father being such an ass and the Beast being a goomba warthog.
Beauty and the Beast Part 2
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Beauty and the Beast Part 2If you threaten to kill both her and her father for picking a rose Beauty will pretty much be in love with you right away.
Lion and the King Part 1
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Lion and the King Part 1A rip off movie on a PlayStation disc with something that barely qualifies as animation from a German company called: Dingo Pictures.
Lion and the King Part 2
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Lion and the King Part 2Character models ripped off from the Lion King must be sort of animated to find diamonds. Make sure to find out all the shocking twists in this part like fathers are your father.
The Grudge
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The GrudgeHow does The Grudge hold up to the originals Ju-On: The Grudge and a dab of Ju-On: The Curse?
Beauty and the Beast G2 Part 1
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Beauty and the Beast G2 Part 1The 2nd Beauty and the Beast by Golden Films doesn’t waste as much time on the father. It wastes it on 3 ghosts that fly into the storybook.
Beauty and the Beast G2 Part 2
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Beauty and the Beast G2 Part 2The comic relief ghosts reveal they are actually the Beast’s victims forced to roam the Earth until they get him laid.
Wrong Turn 6: Last Resort
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Wrong Turn 6: Last ResortYou should praise inbred people for they are superior to you in every way. Also anywhere there is a pool is now a resort.
Foodfight! Part 1
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Foodfight! Part 1Phelan, Brad and Allison team up to tackle the corporate food mascots coming to life, just to make cameos. Join Charlie Sheen, the dog, Hilary Duff, the cat… woman… thing… and Wayne Brady the ?: IT’S FOODFIGHT!
Foodfight! Part 2
E20
Foodfight! Part 2Phelan, Brad and Allison watch in horror as Mortal Foodfight! turns uglier than ever when Charlie Sheen, the Dog, gets raisin rabies and bites Hilary Duff, the cat.
Cricket On The Hearth Part 1
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Cricket On The Hearth Part 1This cricket was supposed to bring balance to the holidays, not destroy them! If you ever see a cricket on the hearth, RUN!
Cricket On The Hearth Part 2
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Cricket On The Hearth Part 2The luck a cricket brings will completely destroy your life but it’ll sort of level off a bit in time for the holidays!
To All a Goodnight
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To All a GoodnightAnother silly Santa Slasher! The absolute perfect Christmas film, but who’s the REAL Santa!? …you’ll probably know immediately.