Cake runs a business that supplies goalies to house hockey games.
Where to Watch Rent-A-Goalie • Season 1
8 Episodes
The Arrivalist
E1
The ArrivalistCake impresses the boys when Tiger Williams calls him to book a goalie, but his world is turned upsidedown when his one night stand walks back into his life.
The Irish Are Fags
E2
The Irish Are FagsWhen Cake's old enemy O'Malley registers the business name 'Cake's Rent-a-Goalie' and steals Lance "The Boil," a war ensues which can only be settled on the rink.
Malta
E3
MaltaOld habits die hard when Cake's old flame Malta comes to town. The girl with game jeopardizes his standing with his own stable of goalies as well as with Johnny and Francesca and even with Phil Esposito.
Blue Balls
E4
Blue BallsAs passion heats up between Cake and Francesca, a mysterious testicular infection spreads among the Goalies, threatening Cake's delicate truce with O'Malley.
Bar Code
E5
Bar CodeCake and Francesca have it out when she recruits a hot young goalie.
Shit Zone
E6
Shit ZoneWhen a third goalie rental service threatens both Cake's and O'Malley's livelihood, Cake is forced to listen to Francesca's business advice.
Going to the Chapel
E7
Going to the ChapelWedding bells ring when Billy proposes to Francesca and Cake's long forgotten same-sex partner arrives at Cafe Primo.
Fire in the Hole
E8
Fire in the HoleOn the cusp of game seven of The Cup final, Cake gets blamed for hexing Toronto goalie Harry Bontar and suffers the wrath of Toronto fans.
