Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Season 1

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A series of non-sequitur skits that could never be shown as cutaway gags on Family Guy (1999) - but which that show's creator would still like to present anyway.

Where to Watch Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy • Season 1

50 Episodes

Super Mario Rescues the Princess
E1
Super Mario Rescues the PrincessMario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
E2
A Dog on the $25,000 PyramidA dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
E3
Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own AttorneyBob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
Adopted
E4
AdoptedMichael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
E5
A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the ScreenA Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
E6
Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
E7
A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the ScreenThe Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
Cat Staff Meeting
E8
Cat Staff MeetingA cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
E9
Barry Gibb Rides a Roller CoasterInstead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
Marital Troubles
E10
Marital TroublesA mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
Jeff Goldblum Wafers
E11
Jeff Goldblum WafersJeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
E12
Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas EveJesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
The Frog Prince
E13
The Frog PrinceThe story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.
Monkeys Talk About Religion
E14
Monkeys Talk About ReligionA father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
Mountain Climber
E15
Mountain ClimberA mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
E16
Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas PastTed Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
Mad Cow Disease
E17
Mad Cow DiseaseA cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
The Bartender Says...
E18
The Bartender Says...Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
Backstage with Bob Dylan
E19
Backstage with Bob DylanPopeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
E20
Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a ClubFred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
E21
Beavers: Assholes of the ForestSome animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
Things You Never Hear
E22
Things You Never HearThis episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
A Trip to the Psychiatrist
E23
A Trip to the PsychiatristA bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
AIDS Patient Zero
E24
AIDS Patient ZeroA Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
Name That Animal Penis!
E25
Name That Animal Penis!A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
E26
Die, Sweet Roadrunner, DieWile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
Sex with... #1
E27
Sex with... #1A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist
A Fat Guy Working Out
E28
A Fat Guy Working OutA fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
A Gay Knight
E29
A Gay KnightA gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
E30
A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service AnnouncementA Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
E31
Fred Flintstone Takes a ShitFred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
E32
Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaugheyA random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
E33
Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports CarTwo Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
He Who Lives in a Glass House...
E34
He Who Lives in a Glass House...A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
Sex with... #2
E35
Sex with... #2Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime
Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
E36
Quentin Tarantino Performs a CircumcisionQuentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
E37
The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for RealityWhen the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
E38
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?To have sexual relations with your mother.
Sex with... #3
E39
Sex with... #3The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep
Dirty Vaudeville
E40
Dirty VaudevilleTwo singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
Fat Jesus
E41
Fat JesusSome villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
E42
Dracula Meets Magic JohnsonDracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
The Sneeze Throw-Up
E43
The Sneeze Throw-UpExactly what it says on the tin...
The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
E44
The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the IndiansSettlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
E45
Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten SecondsThe first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
E46
Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good LatelyApparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
Small Talk with Aunt Helen
E47
Small Talk with Aunt HelenAunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
Marie Antoinette's Notepad
E48
Marie Antoinette's NotepadWe see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
Sheep Shearing
E49
Sheep ShearingA sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
E50
What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the MicrowaveA dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.