When "Boss" Hoss Heartshe dies, he bequeaths his town to his long-hidden and dim-witted son Hurlan, who has just been introduced to human society. Thus begins the bizarre and horrifying saga of Heartshe Holler.
In MeatroOne billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.
WUWPs
E2
WUWPsThe history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
Klansgender Rights
E3
Klansgender RightsChildren are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
Groaning Amore
E4
Groaning AmoreWhen little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
Oralboros
E5
OralborosFor once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
Slaughter Me to Heaven
E6
Slaughter Me to HeavenThe only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.
Congroined Hearts
E7
Congroined HeartsWhile it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
The Comening
E8
The ComeningThe Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.
