The New Adventures of Old Christine

Season 4

TV-PG

82%

Single working mom Christine Campbell has just learned that her ex is dating a much younger woman with the same first name. To avoid any confusion, the new girlfriend is dubbed New Christine, which leaves her with the unfortunate nickname Old Christine.

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22 Episodes

A Decent Proposal
E1
A Decent ProposalChristine offers to marry Barb to help her stave off deportation. Meanwhile, Richard looks to pop the question to New Christine.
How I Hate Your Mother
E2
How I Hate Your MotherRichard begs Christine for the return of her old wedding ring which was an heirloom from his mother, in hopes of giving it to new Christine when he proposes.
White Like Me
E3
White Like MeBarb's profile in a business journal brings in new clientele.
Snakes on a Date
E4
Snakes on a DateChristine has been burning the candle at both ends -- working hard and trying to be a good mom. Ritchie decides he wants to join the reptile club at school and tells Christine all she needs to do is get the permission slip in on time. When Christine realizes that she's forgotten yet again, she asks the Reptile Guy (Jeffrey Tambor) to make an exception. He says the only way he'll consider is if Christine will go on a date with him. As creepy as he is, Christine is determined not to let Ritchie down, and so she complies.
Everyone Says I Love You Except Ritchie
E5
Everyone Says I Love You Except RitchieChristine is distraught when Ritchie stops saying "I love you" to her. When she reveals her distress to Matthew, she also admits that she's been sleeping in Ritchie's room every night. Matthew tells her that if she's not careful, Ritchie will end up like him -- he can't go to sleep without talking to their mother. They spend the night helping each other break these habits.
Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
E6
Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me DownChristine and Barb prepare for a casual, non-relationship-seeking double date with two guys they meet at a video store, but jealousy arises when only one of them gets asked out for a second date.
So You Think You Can Date
E7
So You Think You Can DateChristine and Richard have a dinner date with her new boyfriend, Patrick, (Tim DeKay a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") returns as her date.
Self Esteem Tempura
E8
Self Esteem TempuraA talent scout caught Ritchie's great school performance and he liked what he saw and offered him a audition to do a TV commercial, much to a thrilled Christine, but Richard won't approve of it and refuses to like him go.
Rage Against the Christine
E9
Rage Against the ChristineWhen Christine beats Patrick at tennis and lays it on pretty thick afterward, she becomes worried about his reaction to losing. Her plan to re-create his reaction during a night of games with the gang doesn't quite have the expected results. Meanwhile Matthew begins to see an eerie resemblance to his sister in the woman he is dating.
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?
E10
Guess Who's Not Coming to Dinner?Somehow everyone Christine knows (except Lindsay and Marley) wind up going to Thanksgiving dinner at her parent's house. While Mom uses every subject brought up to mention Christine's status as a divorced woman, Matthew sees his teenage fantasy come true as Lucy sneaks into his room for sex. When Dad is a no show for dinner, Barb theorizes that he was killed by Christine and Matthew's mother, which neither of them can totally discount.
Unidentified Funk (1)
E11
Unidentified Funk (1)The parent company of Christine and Barb's gym franchise comes for an inspection and discovers that they have broken a contractual clause, risking the entire business. New Christine wants Richard to get a vasectomy.
Happy Endings (2)
E12
Happy Endings (2)Christine and Barb decide to turn their gym into a spa, but soon learn of "inappropriate activities" going on there. Meanwhile, Richard tries to make friends with all the female volunteers at Ritchie's school.
Notes on a 7th Grade Scandal
E13
Notes on a 7th Grade ScandalWhile attending a meeting to get Ritchie into a new school for seventh grade, Christine gets in trouble when she runs into a man who spread some dirty rumors about her when they were in seventh grade themselves.
What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in Vegas
E14
What Happens in Vegas Is Disgusting in VegasChristine and Barb give New Christine a bachelorette party in Las Vegas, where New Christine lets all of her previous inhibitions go. Meanwhile, Richard, Matthew, and Richard's brother spend Richard's bachelor party playing laser tag.
Reckless Abandonment
E15
Reckless AbandonmentBarb and Matthew both move out of Christine's house at the same time, so she tries to prove to everyone that she can make it without them. But was Matthew's decision to move in with his girlfriend a good idea?
Honey I Ran Over the Kid
E16
Honey I Ran Over the KidChristine's over-protection reaches new heights as she smothers Ritchie and Richard puts his foot down -- resulting in a minor injury for their son while skateboarding. Determined to safeguard Ritchie, Christine makes things even worse, and an escalating competition to not be the worst parent ensues between her and Richard.
Too Close for Christine
E17
Too Close for ChristineAt first Christine is impressed when another mother considers her a "rock," but soon finds it's exhausting being responsible.
A Change of Heart/Pants
E18
A Change of Heart/PantsChristine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, bring back memories of Ritchie's birth which, in turn, brings back feelings for one another.
Hair
E19
HairThere is an outbreak of lice at Richie's school and he is one of the affected ones. Everyone thinks Christine and Richie are "patient zero". Tired of the hassles at that school, Christine looks for another school for Richie.
He Ain't Heavy
E20
He Ain't HeavyMathew gets assistance in losing weight from fitness 'expert' Christine, but she soon realizes she can't shed off a few pounds herself.
The Old Maid of Honor
E21
The Old Maid of HonorHoping to show she's fine with Richard and New Christine's wedding, Christine feigns being in love with Todd Watski—a ruse that proves difficult to pull off when he acts boorishly at the rehearsal dinner. Meanwhile, Matthew has an encounter with New Christine's sister, Amy.
Love: A Cautionary Tale (1)
E22
Love: A Cautionary Tale (1)Christine hooks up with New Christine's dad again before the wedding--and then finds out he's getting married. Also, Matthew finds out his new relationship is temporary, and Barb's new potential beau is forced to arrest her.