Ultra-right-wing Alan B'Stard, the most selfish, greedy, dishonest, sadistic, sociopathic Conservative MP of all, plots to achieve his megalomaniacal ambitions.
Where to Watch The New Statesman (1987) • Season 4
Back from the MortHaving survived imprisonment at hard labour in a Russian gulag, Alan attempts a return to politics by joining the European Parliament as representative from an obscure part of East Germany.
H*A*S*H
E2
H*A*S*HAlan is worried that European drug lords may interfere with his attempt to make a profit from the forthcoming legalization of marijuana.
Speaking in Tongues
E3
Speaking in TonguesAlan schemes to make some illicit profits from the translators who work for the EC.
Heil and Farewell
E4
Heil and FarewellAlan tries to take over leadership of a neo-Nazi organization.
A Bigger Splash
E5
A Bigger SplashAlan tries to become a war profiteer by arranging shipments of aid to Bosnia.
The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard
E6
The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'StardWith his fortunes falling in Europe, Alan tries to get himself appointed to a government post back in England.