Unhappily Ever After
Season 5
TV-PG
The Malloys might seem like your average suburban family but things are far from normal. Jack and Jennie hardly speak to each other and their kids present a unique set of challenges. In addition, Jack hates his job. For advice and solitude Jack heads to the basement and turns to the only thing he trusts: Mr Floppy, a talking stuffed rabbit.
Where to Watch Unhappily Ever After • Season 5
22 Episodes
- Feline AlrightE2
Feline AlrightHow far would Tiffany go to get an easy A? Brains won't help, for new teacher Mr. Studebaker demands his household chores done in exchange for the one precious A he'd award this year. Hell, no, we won't go. Watch out, though, for rival Barbara is ready to jump as he dictates. So... But if sucking up to teacher means taking care of his constipated kitty, that's the last straw. - Ross' IQE7
Ross' IQMuch to his chagrin, Ross' IQ is revealed to be just average. Having already said "So long, suckers!" to everybody else back at school, he takes this news very hard. It's up to Ryan and Jack to explain to him that being mediocre had its distinct advantages. Less trips to the psychiatrists. And Mr. Floppy becomes a televangelist. Now the duped faithful has a place to send their hard-earned dollars. - The Fencing ShowE8
The Fencing ShowTiffany's always had an exemplary scholastic record, but not so when it came to sport. But she finds an obscure sport at which she is sure to excel. In the absence of any other competitors, that is. The ancient art of fencing. Alas, turns out Barbara's secret pastime sets her up to be Tiffany's nemesis. - Smart and StupidE9
Smart and StupidJack misses the love of his life, gone for three months already. No, not Jenny. Of course not. With the bill for cable TV unpaid, that's gone out of the door as well. So, now it's up to Tiffany and Ryan to appear on an inane TV quiz show with a thousand dollar cash prize to bring back cable. No, better still, satellite dish. - The Silver RuleE10
The Silver RuleStar reporter Tiffany on the trail of a scoop. Theres an ex-Nazi living somewhere in Van Nuys. And his grandson might be attending Northridge. And on a selfless do-gooding kick, despite being warned against it, Tiffany tries to help out uber-nerd Elliott at the school paper. But ends up getting sued for sexual harassment. - Taffy's BoyE13
Taffy's BoyRyan's big love. Well, literally. All in the name of money. Yes, Ryan becomes the one pursued. By a, well, big, er, rather large chick. Who happens to be loaded. Lots and lots loaded. And so, instead of a career selling rotting oranges to passing motorists, Ryan lines himself up for easy street. Gigolo time. Big time. - Tiffany's Big BreakE14
Tiffany's Big BreakIf she'd be the spokesperson for a bank, Tiffany has the chance to do a lucrative TV commercial. But it's the same bank that turned down Jack's loan when she was a kid, and she then had to lose out on any Christmas present. No forgetting, no forgiving, Malloy rule. Of course, blonde hussy Barbara is waiting in the wings, eager to grab the opportunity for herself. And Ryan found an abandoned dog he believes to be Toby The Wonder Dog from the movie Old Feller, and is trying to find it a home. Bared fangs face Ross. And Jack, who had really meant that loan for investing in twenty-five percent of a little company called Microsoft, plans his just revenge. Every dog gets his day. - I Never Dunked for My FatherE15
I Never Dunked for My FatherJack doesn't want to compete in a father-son basketball tournament with ross, so he has Ryan pretend to be Ross. Meanwhile, Tiffany and Barbara have Ross help them bake a cake for the homeless food drive, so that he will be distracted when Jack goes for the tournament. - Tiffany BurgerE17
Tiffany BurgerNever give up. A young tycoon, the owner of several fast food restaurants, falls in love with Tiffany, and to woo her over, hires unemployable Ryan, and promises easy-to-please Jack an enormously huge TV. But Tiffany spurns his advances. Obsessed, he names his latest dish after her. Tiffany Burger. Yum. - Tiffany Tutors the TeachersE21
Tiffany Tutors the TeachersWhen finding out that all the teachers in her school didn't pass an exam for teaching, Tiffany is worried that all her years at Northridge Junior College will be worth nothing for Harvard. So she decides to teach her teachers so that they can pass the exam before it is too late. - Le Morte D'FloppyE22
Le Morte D'FloppyIn the final episode, Tiffany is finally accepted into Harvard but without financial aid. To get enough money for Tiffany, he becomes a successful used car salesman and soon moves up to selling new cars and cars to celebrities. But Mr. Floppy dies because Jack is so caught up in his work, he won't pay attention to him. But drinking beer with Jak brings Floppy back.
