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World's Stupidest Dog
2011 • E144 Dec 7, 2011 3m
A video about my dog, Lemon, who is a retired racing greyhound, a cuddlebear, a fart face, and a herp-a-derp-apotomus. Katherine and I spent all day yesterday thinking of these:
If Lemon were at a 90 degree angle to a wall...she would be DERPENDICULAR!
If Lemon violated the first law of thermodynamics, she would be...A DERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE
If Lemon were a middle school attack move, she would be a PURPLE DERPLE!
Every year on Lemon's birthday, we throw her a DERPRISE PARTY!
If Lemon were a professional thief, they would call her...
wait for it....
THE DERPETRATOR!
That's all we got...but seriously we love her very much and you can find a greyhound adoption agency near you (if you live in America) here http://www.adopt-a-greyhound.org/directory/list.cfm
If Lemon were at a 90 degree angle to a wall...she would be DERPENDICULAR!
If Lemon violated the first law of thermodynamics, she would be...A DERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE
If Lemon were a middle school attack move, she would be a PURPLE DERPLE!
Every year on Lemon's birthday, we throw her a DERPRISE PARTY!
If Lemon were a professional thief, they would call her...
wait for it....
THE DERPETRATOR!
That's all we got...but seriously we love her very much and you can find a greyhound adoption agency near you (if you live in America) here http://www.adopt-a-greyhound.org/directory/list.cfm