You Can't Do That on Television

Season 7

Sketch-TV by young amateur actors in true classic Nick-style. Whatever you do, never ask for water or admit that you don't know.

Where to Watch You Can't Do That on Television • Season 7

20 Episodes

Fairy Tales, Myths, and Legends
E1
Fairy Tales, Myths, and LegendsThe A-Team Blows Up the Land of Oz will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast does many sketches about various fairy tales.
Pop Music
E2
Pop MusicBruce Springsteen Gets Laryngitis will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair believes that he will become a great rock star.
Know-It-Alls
E3
Know-It-AllsMr. Wizard Explains the Universe will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Nerdy Matthew annoys the entire cast.
Parties
E4
PartiesMr. T Goes to a Tupperware Party will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast gets Ross to throw them a party. What Ross does, however, is have a cardboard cake and water.
Garbage
E5
GarbageGarbage of the Rich & Famous will not be seen at this time so that we may present... After local garbage men go on strike, the studio becomes a storage area for the city's garbage. Christine is carried out of the studio in a garbage bag.
TV Commercials
E6
TV CommercialsThe Commercial Messages will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In the sketches, the cast does many parodies of TV commercials. They also try to sell some of Ross' malfunctioning products as part of another get-rich-quick scheme.
Country
E7
CountryWalton's Mountain Becomes an Open Pit Mine will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast gets back to nature and make up the set like a farm.
Back to School
E8
Back to SchoolLassie Flunks Obedience School will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross decided to tutor the cast. He covers everything from reading to advanced chemistry.
Illness
E9
IllnessSt. Elsewhere will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Everyone who has green slime dumped on them comes down with a mysterious flu.
Enemies & Paranoia
E10
Enemies & ParanoiaHulk Hogan vs. Punkey Brewster in Mismatch of the Century will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross gets the cast ready for the arrival of the cast of the Russian version of YCDTOTV.
Savings
E11
SavingsJ.R. Ewing Saves His Money to Buy a Skateboard will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Alasdair and Adam compete over the new girl in the cast, while at the same time trying to save money for a car.
Contests
E12
ContestsMiss Ugly Teen USA will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Matthew enters a contest at the local mall where he has to count jellybeans. Alasdair, not wanting to be outdone, enters a ""slime-in"" contest.
Censorship
E13
CensorshipCensored Foul-Ups, Bleeps & Boners will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In an attempt to keep the show clean, the network censors have added bleeps and censor bars to the show.
Poverty and Unemployment
E14
Poverty and UnemploymentLifestyles of the Poor and Unknown will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Naida's father hires the cast as servants after they all get fired.
Luck
E15
LuckThe Wheel of Fortune Runs Over People and Flattens Them will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast begins to rely too heavily on good luck charms to get them through this episode.
Part-Time Jobs
E16
Part-Time JobsThe A-Team Delivers Newspapers will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast takes a look at the current job market for kids.
Sleep
E17
SleepAlgebra is Exciting! will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast has to stay awake during an all-night filming of the show.
Home
E18
HomeFalcon Crest Eaten by Termites will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast talks about their homes, and all the stuff they do there.
Discipline
E19
DisciplineTop Gun Gets Put on Latrine Cleaning Duty will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross becomes a drill sergeant to induce discipline in the cast.
Mysteries and Crimes
E20
Mysteries and CrimesThe Greatest Detective will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Some of the cast members, and a plate of Barth Burgers disappear, so the great Inspector Flusseau comes in to investigate.